Gilmore Girls (TV Series)

The Lorelais' First Day at Yale (2003)

Scott Patterson: Luke Danes

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• Lorelai : Well, I can't take it back to Yale.

  Luke : I'm not storing your microbe mattress, forget it.

  Lorelai : Well, then I'm stuck here.

  Luke : Fine, because I need my truck back.

  Lorelai : Fine, but that leaves you with the mattress.

  Luke : I'm not taking the mattress.

  Lorelai : Then let me take the truck.

  Luke : But that means you take the mattress.

  Lorelai : I can't take the mattress.

  Luke : Then you can't have the truck.

  Lorelai : But that sticks you with the mattress.

  Luke : If you take the truck, it comes with the mattress.

  Lorelai : I can't take the mattress.

  Luke : Then you can't have the truck.

  Lorelai : And that sticks you with the mattress.

  Luke : We've been here before.

  Lorelai : I recognize that tree.

• Luke : If I give you my lawyer's name, will you leave?

  Russell Bynes : I will leave.

  Luke : Okay, ready?

  Russell Bynes : Yes.

  Luke : His name is Don Dewey. He works at the firm of Dewey ...

  Russell Bynes : Dewey.

  Luke : Cheatham ...

  Russell Bynes : Cheatham.

  Luke : ...and Howe.

  Russell Bynes : Dewey, Cheatham, and Howe.

  [pause; Russell scoffs] 

  Russell Bynes : That was very immature.

  Luke : Went well. Tickled me.

  Russell Bynes : My bosses are going to want to hear this.

  Luke : Oh, come on. They've heard that one before. Oh, hey. If you want Don's number, it's 555-5555.

• Luke : Where's your mom?

  [Rory points to Lorelai, who is driving Luke's truck in reverse] 

  Luke : What the hell is she doing?

  Rory Gilmore : She didn't know how to get it out of reverse.

  Luke : So she drove it in reverse all the way from her house?