- Lorelai Gilmore: Hey, I have a new year's resolution for you: Become more cynical and self-absorbed.
- Rory Gilmore: I'll work on it.
- Sookie St. James: We are crazy for doing this.
- Lorelai Gilmore: We're beyond crazy.
- Lorelai Gilmore: We are "Anne Heche speaking her secret language to God and looking for the spaceship in Fresno" crazy.
- Sookie St. James: Oquinis no-goodo noto.
- Lorelai Gilmore: Il encantra dos guidan.
- Lorelai Gilmore: So what are your travel plans, Dad?
- Richard Gilmore: Hmm?
- Lorelai Gilmore: You and Mom, you always go out of town this time of year.
- Rory Gilmore: Last year it was the Bahamas.
- Richard Gilmore: Yes, that's right, it was.
- Lorelai Gilmore: I remember you had fun too. You said the Bahama... mians were real nice. The Bahamites? The Bahamamamamians?
- Rory Gilmore: The Bahamians.