Gilmore Girls (TV Series)

Take the Deviled Eggs... (2002)

Sean Gunn: Kirk Gleason

Quotes 

• Luke Danes : What can I get you Kirk?

  Kirk Gleason : Patty melt and a coke.

  Luke Danes : You want the melt cut into squares or stars today?

  Kirk Gleason : Half and half.

• Taylor Doose : The bottom line is that too many birds are landing atop the streetlights and relieving themselves on helpless passersby. And I daresay that some of these birds seem to be doing it on purpose.

  Babette Dell : You get dumped on, Taylor?

  Taylor Doose : It's not just me.

  Luke Danes : Hey, if anybody has a picture of Taylor getting dumped on, I'll pay top dollar.

  Kirk Gleason : I'll check the internet.

  Miss Patty : Taylor, all animals have to... you know. How are you gonna stop birds from doing that?

  Taylor Doose : Easy. You put sharp metal spikes on the top of the fixtures. Then when they land, pow! They're shish kebab!

  Rory Gilmore : That's cruel.

  Babette Dell : You can't do that.

  Andrew : I'd rather have bird crap fall on my head.

  Lorelai Gilmore : There it is, our new town slogan.

  Rory Gilmore : I like it.

  Lorelai Gilmore : I see coffee mugs, T-shirts.

  Rory Gilmore : Don't forget the stuffed shish-kebab birds.

  Lorelai Gilmore : That moan when you squeeze them!