Gilmore Girls (TV Series)

Say Goodbye to Daisy Miller (2004)

Melissa McCarthy: Sookie St. James

Quotes 

• Sookie St. James : Hey! It's a party. What's everybody doing up?

  Lorelai : Aw, hey, good timing, Squiggy.

  Sookie St. James : I was just going to check on my loaves and make sure they're rising properly. The air's a little more humid than I thought it was going to be, and if the loaves aren't rising properly, then - what are you doing?

  [Luke and Lorelai pull Sookie closer to the sofa] 

  Lorelai : We need you to look at Kirk's butt.

  Sookie St. James : Why?

  Lorelai : Well, because he ran into some rose bushes, and he's got some thorns stuck in it, and I thought of you.

  Sookie St. James : Me? Why me?

  Lorelai : Well, because... you're a chef.

  Sookie St. James : What?

  Luke : And you have a kid.

  Lorelai : Yes, that's better. You have a kid.

  Luke : Neither of us has kids. Well, she does, but it's big and - and - and can look at her own butt.

  Lorelai : I got this, thanks.

• Sookie St. James : Oh my God. You were kissing Luke!

  Lorelai : Well, Sookie, I...

  Sookie St. James : Oh! I am so glad! You two are perfect for each other. I have always thought that someday, if you just sort of turned around and opened your eyes, that you'd see it. And now you have, I'm just so damn happy!

  Lorelai : Well, I'm...

  Sookie St. James : You're not gonna die alone. I mean, somebody will *be* there! Somebody will know! Somebody will find the body, and call the police, and...

  [deep breath] 

  Lorelai : Yeah, that *is* a relief.