- Taylor Doose: You're a very jaded man Luke. What happened to you as a child?
- Luke: Some creepy guy in shorts tried to make me sit under a tree and glue rocks together for two hours.
- Lorelai: Don't concentrate too hard. Boys like them dumb, right Jackson?
- Jackson Belleville: If you can navigate yourself around a tree, keep on walking.
- Lane Kim: I found the greatest record store in the whole world, it's 10 minutes from your school. And I wondered how much you love me?
- Rory Gilmore: Address?