Gilmore Girls (TV Series)

Love and War and Snow (2000)

Alexis Bledel: Rory Gilmore

Quotes 

• Emily : This is a serious problem. These Friday dinners are the only proper food that child eats all week.

  Richard : Rory, are you in any way malnourished or in need of some international relief organization to recruit a celebrity to raise money on your account?

  Rory : I'm good.

  Richard : She's good, Emily.

  Emily : Your sense of humor rears its ugly head at the oddest of times, Richard.

• [at a town meeting, about the Battle of Stars Hollow re-enactment] 

  Lorelai : Where's Luke?

  [Rory spots him a few seats ahead of them] 

  Rory : There.

  Mayor Harry Porter : Patty will be circulating a sign-up sheet for those of you who would like to participate in the re-enactment of the aforesaid battle.

  Rory : [watching Luke]  He's turning red.

  Mayor Harry Porter : All right. "It was a frigid November night some 224 years ago..."

  Lorelai : [watching Luke]  He's shifting in his seat!

  Mayor Harry Porter : "... Stars Hollow Militia stood in wait for the redcoats."

  Rory : He's adjusting the cap.

  Lorelai : *gasp* Ooh!

  Mayor Harry Porter : "Tired and hungry, 12 proud men took their positions in the town square."

  Lorelai : He's fighting the urge, he's fighting the urge!

  Mayor Harry Porter : "... and imminent death in their valiant efforts..."

  Luke : [bursting out]  Oh for God's sake, do we have to go through this every damn year?

  Lorelai : Yes!

  Rory : And the urge wins by a long shot.