Gilmore Girls (TV Series)

Let Me Hear Your Balalaikas Ringing Out (2005)

Lauren Graham: Lorelai Gilmore

Quotes 

• Lorelai : I tried so hard. I have a list of things that he's afraid of on the fridge. And I try to do the right thing. I should not have socialized him at Kirk's doggy day care the other day. I should have taken him to the best doggy day care in the country, even if it was in Seattle. That's where I should have taken him.

  Luke : He's fine hanging with Kirk.

  Lorelai : I did this wrong. I did this all wrong! How could I have let this happen? How did I not see it coming? How didn't I step in and do something? And why can't I fix these things?

  Luke : Hey.

  Lorelai : I'm a bad mother!

  Luke : You're not a bad mother.

• Luke : Do you want to know the problem here?

  Lorelai : Actually, no. I don't like problems. I avoid them when I can, and I don't like people pointing them out to me.

• Lorelai : Well, Oliver Twist just kindly asked for a little more gruel, and you kicked him right in the junk.