Gilmore Girls (TV Series)

Girls in Bikinis, Boys Doin' the Twist (2004)

Lauren Graham: Lorelai Gilmore

Quotes 

• Lorelai : Maybe they could stop by a bathing suit store along the way.

  Rory : My suit is fine.

  Lorelai : No, sure it is. It's nice to be able to go from the beach to the mosque without having to change.

• Lorelai : You don't take off without telling Mommy!

  Rory : I love that I didn't have to clear it with you to go on spring break but I had to clear it with you to come home.

  Lorelai : I had visions of you being swallowed by a whale, or taking off with some surfers to go chase the perfect wave and not inviting *me*.

• Lorelai : So, how was your Spring Break getaway?

  Rory : It was interesting, you know. We sat on the beach, went to a club, watched the Power of Myths, Paris and I kissed...

  Lorelai : Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, stop. You watched the Power of Myths? I hid that from you.

• Rory : [about Kirk]  Now he's gonna hate us forever.

  Lorelai : No he's not. He's just gonna hate us till something shiny comes by.

• Lorelai : I over slept again.

  Jason Stiles : I know.

  Lorelai : Why didn't you get me up?

  Jason Stiles : I tried and you bit me.

  Lorelai : I did not bite you.

  [he shows her his hand] 

  Lorelai : I did bite you... cool!

• Rory : Hey, was I supposed to clear this with you first?

  Lorelai : Clear what with me?

  Rory : Going away.

  Lorelai : Oh. I don't know.

  Rory : I mean, I don't live here any more, so I'm not sure what the protocol is.

  Lorelai : Ah, well, I think as long as I know now, and I feel as if I have veto power, we're good.

  Rory : You have veto power?

  Lorelai : No. I feel as if I have veto power. Very different statement.

  Rory : Got it.