Gilmore Girls (TV Series)

Ballrooms and Biscotti (2003)

Scott Patterson: Luke Danes

Quotes 

• Taylor : You don't have to yell, Luke.

  Luke : You put a giant window in my wall.

  Taylor : So what?

  Luke : A giant window! Right here! You can see my entire diner. And when I'm in my diner, I can see your whole stupid store.

  Taylor : I don't understand why yours is a diner and mine is a stupid store.

  Luke : Look at this place! Look at you. All you need is six dancing penguins and Mary Poppins floating in the corner to bring back two of the worst hours of my childhood.

  Taylor : I don't think you had a childhood. I think you came out a bitter surly killjoy.

  Luke : You can't change the basic structure of this place without my okay!

  [Taylor is staring at him] 

  Luke : What?

  Taylor : Your hand is near the wax lips.

  Luke : So?

  Taylor : If you could just move it so you don't accidentally touch the candy.

  [Luke lifts up his hand in preparation] 

  Taylor : Lucas.

  [Luke starts to rummage through all the candy] 

  Taylor : What are you doing? You stop that right now!

  Luke : [throwing candy in the air]  Look at all the pretty candy!