- Luke Danes: Hey.
- Lorelai Gilmore: Oh, I left a tip this time and I didn't put it under the water glass cuz I know you hate that and I made sure it didn't touch the syrup cuz that makes it sticky, and I didn't leave the last dollar in pennies just to get rid of them.
- Luke Danes: I know.
- Lorelai Gilmore: So why are you running down the street yelling at me?
- Luke Danes: I wasn't running I was walking, I wasnt yelling I was talking.
- Lorelai Gilmore: Oh, what'd you say?
- Luke Danes: Hey.
- Lorelai Gilmore: Oh, HEY!
- Emily Gilmore: It's new.
- Lorelai Gilmore: The purse?
- Emily Gilmore: Yes, it's new, I'm trying to break it in.
- Lorelai Gilmore: Sure, otherwise you'd get blisters.
- Lorelai Gilmore: Rory, this is the point in the horror movie where the entire audience is yelling 'don't go in there'.