Get Smart (TV Series)

Too Many Chiefs (1965)

Edward Platt: Chief of Control

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Quotes 

• Alexi Sebastian : [impersonating the Chief]  I don't think I need you, I can question Tanya myself.

  99 : Chief, you know Control's rule on interrogation: never interrogate a female subject without another agent present.

  Alexi Sebastian : Who made that rule?

  99 : Your wife!

• Chief : [the chief drinks a glass of Bourbon, thinking it's buttermilk to ease his throat]  That's not buttermilk!

  Maxwell Smart : You bet your sweet life it isn't!

• Chief : [choosing a double countersign]  Here's a good one. I'll say: 'The migrating birds fly low over the sea'. You say: 'Shadeless windows admit no light'. Then I'll say: 'The wingless dove protects its nest' and you'll say: 'The toothless tiger rules the restless jungle'. Have you got that?

  Maxwell Smart : Yes Chief.

  Chief : All right, let's try it. The migrating birds fly low over the sea.

  Maxwell Smart : The restless jungle admits no shades.

  Chief : No Max, no, I have the restless jungle, you have the shadeless windows and the wingless doves.

  Maxwell Smart : Oh, I thought you had the wingless doves and I had the shadeless windows.

  Chief : No, Max.

  Maxwell Smart : But how about this for a double countersign, Chief? You say: 'Hello Max' and I say: 'Hi, Chief' and you say...

  Chief : Smart!