Get Smart (TV Series)

The Treasure of C. Errol Madre (1969)

Don Adams: Maxwell Smart

Quotes 

• Maxwell Smart : [impersonating Humphrey Bogart]  Where is everybody?

  Bartender : Banditos came through here an hour ago and took all our women.

  Maxwell Smart : Oh, well, why didn't you go after them?

  Bartender : Have you ever seen our women?

• Chief : When KAOS hijacked that money from us yesterday, Max, it put is into deep financial trouble. This is Control's temporary headquarters.

  Maxwell Smart : In an elevator?

  Chief : It was this or the men's room.

• Chief : This may be the break we've been waiting for. I asked the CIA and FBI if they'd share some of their federal funds with us.

  [reads note] 

  Maxwell Smart : It's a waste of time, Chief, you know what they'll tell you to do.

  Chief : I have to go to the city morgue right away.

  Maxwell Smart : See?

• C. Errol Madre : I've been waiting a long time, what do ya say we get started mañana?

  Maxwell Smart : Well, if it's all the same to you, Madre, I'd just as soon start tomorrow. Unless of course you wanna start mañana, it's up to you.

• Maxwell Smart : Who is it, Madre?

  C. Errol Madre : It's Goldmouth.

  Maxwell Smart : The Senator from Arizona?

  C. Errol Madre : The Bandito!