Get Smart (TV Series)

The Spy Who Met Himself (1967)

Don Adams: Maxwell Smart

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• Maxwell Smart : [Siegfried has broken Max' shoe phone and thrown it back to him]  Ok Siegfried, that's it, you've had it. It's one thing when you fight the United States government, but it's quite another thing entirely when you start to fool around with AT&T.

• Siegfried : You look more like Schmart then Schmart does und your voice is his echo. Tell me, how long did it take you to learn that voice so perfectly?

  Johan : Just a few months, Siegfried.

  Siegfried : Oh, such a genius. It took me almost ten years to speak English so good like I do.

• Chief : We don't know who they're going to impersonate next. So none of us is safe. We can't take any chances.

  Maxwell Smart : [pulls out a gun]  All right, that's it! Stay right where you are, nobody move!

  Agent 99 : Max!

  Chief : What are you doing?

  Maxwell Smart : Just checking you out, Mister. If you really are the Chief of Control, prove it.

  Chief : Put it away.

  Maxwell Smart : I'm not putting anything away until I'm completely satisified that you're not an imposter!

  Chief : If you don't put it away in exactly two seconds, you're fired.

  Maxwell Smart : I'm completely satisfied.

• Maxwell Smart : Well, 38 it certainly is good to see you again. How's Mrs 38?

  Agent 38 : Oh just fine, we're expecting a little fraction soon.

  [laughs up a riot] 

• Maxwell Smart : So, the old double agent with the two faces in the twin locker trick.

  Agent 13 , Impostor 13 : I'm the real 13, he's the imposter!

  Agent 13 : No he's an imposter.

  Impostor 13 : He is!

• Maxwell Smart : I certainly hope I shot the right one of me.