Get Smart (TV Series)

The Not-So-Great Escape: Part 2 (1969)

Don Adams: Maxwell Smart

Quotes 

• Starker : You wouldn't care to make a little wager on the side, would you, Smart?

  Maxwell Smart : Yes, I think so, Starker. How 'bout, eh, five dollars?

  Starker : All right, twenty marks.

  Maxwell Smart : Oh, well I'm afraid I can't go that high.

  Chief : Max, twenty marks is five dollars.

• Chief : Max, what are you doing?

  Maxwell Smart : I beat him, Chief!

  Chief : Max, you were out of the gate, why didn't you keep on going?

  Maxwell Smart : And lose five bucks?

• Chief : [dismayed at the lack of progress in the tunnel]  You and Kendall have been down here since six o' clock this morning.

  Maxwell Smart : Yes, Chief, but we didn't start digging until eight.

  Chief : Why not?

  Maxwell Smart : Well, you see, for the first two hours we couldn't decide who should dig and who should fill the bags with dirt. So we tossed a coin.

  Chief : Max, it doesn't take two hours to toss a coin.

  Maxwell Smart : No, but it took two hours to find it.

• Maxwell Smart : Wait a minute, you're talking with an accent.

  Kendall : Before I was talking wiz an accent, now I'm talking right.