Get Smart (TV Series)

The Mysterious Dr. T (1967)

Don Adams: Maxwell Smart

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• Maxwell Smart : Listen, 99, did you find out anything about that restaurant that sold me the poison coffee?

  Agent 99 : Yes, Max. It was a Kaos front. They stayed in business almost a year just to get the Professor. Then they packed up and disappeared. Terrible, isn't it?

  Maxwell Smart : It certainly is. They had the best prune danish in town.

• [Max suddenly shoots a window washer] 

  Agent 99 : Max, what did you do?

  Maxwell Smart : Just eliminated a Kaos agent.

  Agent 99 : Well, how could you be sure?

  Maxwell Smart : Because, 99, my eagle eye picked out a few things that the ordinary person might not see. First of all, his sponge was absolutely filthy. Second, he was using horizontal strokes instead of vertical strokes. And finally, he was holding his squeegee with an overlapping lacrosse grip.

  Agent 99 : Besides, it's raining, and window washers don't work in the rain.

  Maxwell Smart : I wasn't finished, 99.

  Agent 99 : Sorry, Max.

  Maxwell Smart : Besides, it's raining, and window washers don't work in the rain.

  Agent 99 : Good thinking, Max.

• Mr. Smith : Eh, pardon me, I have it on reliable authority that professor Longnecker was murdered earlier this morning.

  Maxwell Smart : Yes, that's true. You must be an old friend come to offer condoleances.

  Mr. Smith : No, I'm the landlord, come to show the apartment.

• Siegfried : Nobody leaves! Not until we have made contact with your friend Dr. T.

  Maxwell Smart : Dr. T? What are you talking about, Siegfried? I never heard of a Dr. T.

  # 99 : Neither have I. What does he specialize in?

  Siegfried : Fortune cookie messages and the Omega Deltroid Solatron Mark II.

  Maxwell Smart : How do you like that? Two wild lucky guesses.

• Maxwell Smart : Of course. The old microphone in the squeegee trick.