Get Smart (TV Series)

The Little Black Book: Part 2 (1968)

Don Rickles: Sid Krimm

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Quotes 

• Sid Krimm : [Max has just killed three KAOs men with a single shot]  Max! How did you get 'em all three?

  Sid Krimm , Maxwell Smart : [Max holds up a gun with three barrels and one trigger]  The old three way gun trick!

• Sid Krimm : It's ok, Max, the cops are here.

  Maxwell Smart : You got a lot to learn about the secret agent business, Sid. Thats the oldest trick in the world.

  Sid Krimm : Oh, the old KAOS killers dressed up like cops in order to fool Control agents and old army buddy trick.

  Maxwell Smart : Yeah, yeah, something like that.

• Attorney : [swearing in Sid Krimm as a temporary Control deputy]  I want you to raise your right foot

  [raises his right foot] 

  Attorney : and repeat after me.

  Sid Krimm : [raises right foot]  Why do I have to raise my right foot?

  Attorney : Because it's an underground organization.

• Maxwell Smart : [Max and Sid are both chained to a wall]  All right now, Sid, here's my plan.

  Sid Krimm : Stop with your crazy plans. Can't you see I'm trying to faint?

  Maxwell Smart : All right, I'll do it myself.

  [lets go of false hands tied to chains] 

  Sid Krimm : Oh, the old false hands in the chain trick.

  Sid Krimm : [Max grabs his belt-buckle and slides out a hacksaw]  Oh, the old hacksaw in the belt-buckle trick.

  Maxwell Smart : [Max rolls his eyes]  Will you shut up?

• Maxwell Smart : You know Sid, in a way it's kind of a shame.

  Sid Krimm : What are you talking about?

  Maxwell Smart : If he had only used his baton for goodness instead of evil.

  [Sid rolls his eyes]