Get Smart (TV Series)

The Greatest Spy on Earth (1966)

Barbara Feldon: #99

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• # 99 : What else can Hondo do?

  Hondo : Hondo's greatest trick is keeping twin engine plane from taking off.

  # 99 : How do you do that?

  Hondo : I break pilot's legs.

• Maxwell Smart : Listen, 99. In case I don't get out of this alive and you do...

  # 99 : [upset]  Max, you will get out of this alive!

  Maxwell Smart : Well just in case I don't, 99, I'd like you to do me a favor. I don't want a big funeral. I... I'd just like a few of my close friends to get together and... try to bring me back to life.

• Agent 99 : Max, that knife missed you by inches.

  Maxwell Smart : You think it's some kind of a warning?

• # 99 : Poor 51, what a way to go. With a knife in his back in a ridiculous gorilla suit.

  Maxwell Smart : Well, that's showbusiness.

• # 99 : Max, look.

  [gasps] 

  # 99 : He's been shot in the back at close range.

  Maxwell Smart : Hm. Committed suicide.

  # 99 : That's impossible Max.

  Maxwell Smart : Hm. You're right, there's no gun.

• # 99 : Ehm, do you happen to know anything about diamonds, Hondo?

  Hondo : Hondo can crush diamonds with teeth.

  Maxwell Smart : What kind of a trick is that?

  Hondo : Expensive.