- Naomi Farkas: [holding a gun to 99's head] Keep your voice down, honey and don't yell for your husband. You might as well know, we're KAOS.
- Emil Farkas: You're holding a gun on her and I'm taking pictures of secret documents. Who else would she think we were, Sonny and Cher?
- Naomi Farkas: I can't get over how many locks you have on your door.
- 99: Oh well, Max leaves me alone a lot and he likes to think that I'm safe.
- Naomi Farkas: Oh well, you're lucky to have a husband who cares. When Emil goes out, he leaves the key on top of the mat.
- Naomi Farkas: Look who's talking, Mr. Suave. Who wears his socks to bed.
- Emil Farkas: I only do that so I won't get my feet dirty from the sheets.
- Emil Farkas: Look, the only reason I eat this food is because the garbage man refuses to take it away.
- Maxwell Smart: I'm not eating any more of this stuff.
- [gets up from the table with the mouse]
- Chief: Where are you going?
- Maxwell Smart: I'm gonna dump it in this plant over here.
- [goes back to table and sits down]
- Maxwell Smart: No, I'd better not it might kill it.
- Chief: That's a plastic plant.
- Maxwell Smart: I know but it might kill it anyway.