Get Smart (TV Series)

The Dead Spy Scrawls (1966)

Don Adams: Maxwell Smart

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• Maxwell Smart : [on Shoephone]  Hello Chief? Max. The informer has just been killed but he left us a clue and I didn't have to pay a cent for it.

  Maxwell Smart : [listen to the Chief's answer]  No, I don't have the entire 2,000 dollars, I have 1,500 of it. Well of course I didn't lose it, Chief, what do you think I am, stupid? I spend the other 500 for a package of gum.

• Maxwell Smart - Agent 86 : Chief, I think Willie has one of your headaches...

• Maxwell Smart : Well, I'm your man, Chief. This is my assignment.

  Chief of Control : Max, this is extremely dangerous, you'd be on the spot, walking a tightrope. Possibly facing a violent death.

  Maxwell Smart : And... loving it!

• Maxwell Smart : You see, I happen to be an expert at this game. As a matter of fact, I happen to be the pool champion of the entire East Coast. Would you believe it? The entire East Coast.

  Willie : I find that hard to believe.

  Maxwell Smart : Would you believe the West Coast?

  Willie : I don't think so.

  Maxwell Smart : How about Stubensville Ohio?

• Shark : Hey, the only man I ever saw make that kind of a shot was the great pool champion "Three Fingers" Yarmy.

  Maxwell Smart : Eh, yes, as a matter of fact I, eh, just stole it off 'em last week.

  Shark : Last week? He's been dead for six years.

  Maxwell Smart : Oh. Good. What he doesn't know won't hurt him.

• Chief of Control : [The Chief, Max and Parker are deciphering the dead spy scrawls]  'P.I.'

  Maxwell Smart : I think I've got it, Chief. It's really quite simple, Parker. You see the Electronic Brain is located somewhere in the Philippine Islands.

  Parker : Wrong.

  Maxwell Smart : Wrong.

  Chief of Control : 'Paid Informer'.

  Parker : Right.

  Maxwell Smart : Right.