- Hathaway: [pointing a gun at Max, the Chief and 99] Only one question remains: who goes first?
- Maxwell Smart: Eh, you haven't volunteered for anything lately, Chief...
- # 99: Max! How did you do that?
- Maxwell Smart: Surprised he fell for it. The old gun in the flashlight trick.
- Hathaway: Allow me to lower the umbrella of silence.
- Maxwell Smart: The umbrella of silence?
- Hathaway: England, old boy.
- Maxwell Smart: All right, let's check our watches. 5.33.
- Turk: 6 O'clock.
- El Gatto: 9.45.
- Le Mans: 8.15.
- Maxwell Smart: Perfect. We're right on schedule.
- Maxwell Smart: I beg your pardon, sir, but can you tell me how I can get to the London Palladium?
- Man on Street: The London Palladium? Certainly. Now, listen carefully. You go two blocks to Chelsea Place, then left to Ambley Lane, sharp right, three blocks till you come to a chemist's shop. Then you turn right for two blocks till you come to Leicester Square, right two blocks more, and there it is-- the Palladium. Have you got that?
- Maxwell Smart: Not all of it.
- Man on Street: Oh? Which part didn't you get?
- Maxwell Smart: The part after "Now, listen carefully."