Get Smart (TV Series)

That Old Gang of Mine (1967)

Don Adams: Maxwell Smart

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• Hathaway : [pointing a gun at Max, the Chief and 99]  Only one question remains: who goes first?

  Maxwell Smart : Eh, you haven't volunteered for anything lately, Chief...

• # 99 : Max! How did you do that?

  Maxwell Smart : Surprised he fell for it. The old gun in the flashlight trick.

• Hathaway : Allow me to lower the umbrella of silence.

  Maxwell Smart : The umbrella of silence?

  Hathaway : England, old boy.

• Maxwell Smart : All right, let's check our watches. 5.33.

  Turk : 6 O'clock.

  El Gatto : 9.45.

  Le Mans : 8.15.

  Maxwell Smart : Perfect. We're right on schedule.

• Maxwell Smart : I beg your pardon, sir, but can you tell me how I can get to the London Palladium?

  Man on Street : The London Palladium? Certainly. Now, listen carefully. You go two blocks to Chelsea Place, then left to Ambley Lane, sharp right, three blocks till you come to a chemist's shop. Then you turn right for two blocks till you come to Leicester Square, right two blocks more, and there it is-- the Palladium. Have you got that?

  Maxwell Smart : Not all of it.

  Man on Street : Oh? Which part didn't you get?

  Maxwell Smart : The part after "Now, listen carefully."