"Get Smart" Temporarily Out of CONTROL (TV Episode 1968) - Edward Platt as Chief

Maxwell Smart : I don't understand it, Chief, I thought that joining the naval reserve was part of our cover as spies, I never dreamed that they'd call us up for active duty.

Chief : Well that's because they don't know we're spies. Control is such a super secret organization that even the army and navy don't know we excist.

Maxwell Smart : Well I still don't think it's fair, I mean after all, they never draft the CIA.

Chief : Well that's because the CIA isn't a secret organization. It's supposed to be, but it's not.
Chief : José Vargas is going to be in Washington this week. He'll only be here two days and I wanted to be here to see him.

Maxwell Smart : Well I hardly think that a Spanish flamenco dancer is more important than my honeymoon.

Chief : Max, José Vargas is a member of the Spanish Secret Service.

Maxwell Smart : Oh that José Vargas, well he's a member of the S.S.S.

Chief : The S.S.S., S.S.S.

Maxwell Smart : The S.S.S., S.S.S., S.S.S?

Chief : The Spanish Secret Service Strategic Security Staff.

Maxwell Smart : Of course. The Spanish Securita Saff, seeve, secret service, secret Spanish staff, the - he's one of those Spanish spies, Chief. The fellow with the little mustache and the big Chihuahua.

Chief : No Max, the little Chihuahua. Big mustache.

Maxwell Smart : His little Chihuahua has a big mustache?
Chief : I suffer from acrophobia.

Maxwell Smart : Oh. Fear of acrobats?

Chief : No, fear of high places.

Edward Platt: Chief