Get Smart (TV Series)

Smart Fit the Battle of Jericho (1967)

Stacy Keach Sr.: Carlson

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Quotes 

• Carlson : Now, this on the surface appears to be nothing more than an American cheese sandwich. However...

  [opens the sandwich] 

  Maxwell Smart : Are you kidding... a telephone! Why, that's fantastic.

  Carlson : Thank you.

  Maxwell Smart : Eh, does it come in any other colors?

  Carlson : Just basic black. But it does come in different sandwiches: egg salad, peanut butter and an imported liverworst.