Get Smart (TV Series)

Satan Place (1965)

Barbara Feldon: #99

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Quotes 

• 99 : [Max has examined a few strands of hair, odd shaped piece of metal, a button and a piece of paper]  What's your conclusion, Max?

  Maxwell Smart : The Chief has been kidnapped.

  Professor Windish : May I ask which one of these items led you to that conclusion?

  Maxwell Smart : This innocent looking piece of paper.

  99 : Why Max, what is it?

  Maxwell Smart : A ransom note.

• 99 : [Max and 99 are counting the donations for the Help our Chief Fund]  Wow, here's one for 500 dollars!

  Maxwell Smart : 500 dollars! Now, that's great. Now we're getting some place. Who's that from?

  99 : The boys in counterfeiting.

• 99 : Max, what's your plan?

  Maxwell Smart : I'm going into that park.

  Hodgkins : Alone?

  Maxwell Smart : Alone.

  99 : But Max, you'll be in terrible danger.

  Maxwell Smart : I know. Those parks are murder at night.

• 99 : Max, why don't you try to contact headquarters.

  Maxwell Smart : Hmm. That's a good idea, 99. I'll call them on my shoe and you breathe heavily on the Chief.

• 99 : That's the end of Satan Place.

  Maxwell Smart : Yes, and that's the end of those three hardened criminals.

  [scene cuts to the three frozen men] 

• 99 : What about congress, Max. They could put through a special appropriation.

  Maxwell Smart : How long would that take?

  99 : Three months.

  Maxwell Smart : Well, what if it was an emergency?

  99 : Four months.