Get Smart (TV Series)

Rub-A-Dub-Dub... Three Spies in a Sub (1966)

Bernie Kopell: Seigfried

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Quotes 

• Maxwell Smart : Say, Siegfried, this sure is a nice little submarine you got here.

  Siegfried : [ignoring him]  Prepare torpedo!

  Maxwell Smart : Eh, would you mind if I took a little peek?

  Siegfried : We don't peek here!

• Siegfried : As one bad guy to one good guy I promise you we shall meet again, Smart!

• Siegfried : That trick is stupid! That trick is dumb! That trick is childish! Und... the destroyer is out of range.

• Siegfried : You don't sush here. I shush here. Shush!

• # 99 : [Siegfried is planning to fire 86 and 99 from the sub's torpedo tubes]  May I have one last request?

  Siegfried : Last request?

  # 99 : It's just that Maxwell Smart and I have been very dear friends for a long time and I'd like to... shake his hand goodbye.

  Siegfried : What kind of a last request is this?