Get Smart (TV Series)

Pussycats Galore (1967)

Don Adams: Maxwell Smart

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• # 99 : [about the Pussycat club]  Why would brilliant, intelligent men wanna go to a place like that?

  Maxwell Smart : Well, there are several reasons, 99. Men like that need a place to unwind. A change of atmosphere, a change of scene.

  # 99 : But Max, there's nothing to do there except look at a lot of girls walking around half undressed.

  Maxwell Smart : Say, that's the best reason yet.

• Chief : Don't forget, this is a most hazardous assignment. The second you set foot in Germany, you'll be living in constant, extreme danger.

  Maxwell Smart : Und damit Gefreut.

  Chief : What's he saying now, 99?

  # 99 : 'And loving it'.

• Maxwell Smart : You know something, 99? With Pussycats like these, I don't know why anyone would want to own a dog.

• Maxwell Smart : How did you get in here?

  Pussycat : I slipped your landlady a dollar and she let me in the backdoor.

  Maxwell Smart : Oh, you should have used the front door, it's only a quarter.

• # 99 : But Max, all the Pussycats look alike in those outfits. How are we gonna know which one is Charlie Watkins?

  Maxwell Smart : It's really quite simple 99, all we have to do is look over all the Pussycats and the one with the most voluptuous figure, he's our man.

• Maxwell Smart : Anything to report Watkins?

  Charlie Watkins : I've turned this place inside out to find a secret passageway for them to smuggle out their victims.

  Maxwell Smart : Did you find it?

  Charlie Watkins : Finally.

  Maxwell Smart : Where is it?

  Charlie Watkins : There's a back door in the kitchen that leads to the alley.

  Maxwell Smart : The old backdoor to the alley trick. What'll they think of next?

• Maxwell Smart : Eh, well, Chief, I guess I deserve a little congratulations for this.

  Chief : Yes Max, you did a fine job.

  Maxwell Smart : Fine job?

  Chief : Yes.

  Maxwell Smart : Well you could be a little more enthusiastic than that, Chief. After all, I'm a hero! I deserve a medal for this.

  Chief : A medal?

  Maxwell Smart : Yes, don't you realize what I've done? I've made the world safe for German scientists!