Get Smart (TV Series)

Physician Impossible (1969)

Don Adams: Maxwell Smart

Quotes 

• Maxwell Smart : Say, that's a beautiful trophy they gave you for winning the marathon race, Larabee, you must be very thrilled.

  Larabee : I am, now we have a set, I have one, my wife has one.

  Maxwell Smart : You're wife is a professional marathon walker?

  Larabee : No, she's a professional wrestler.

  Maxwell Smart : Your wife is a professional wrestler?

  Larabee : You probably saw her wrestle lots of times on television and didn't know it.

  Maxwell Smart : Really?

  Larabee : Did you ever see Battling Biff Bannister? Big, tall, built like an ox, always wore a black hood over the face.

  Maxwell Smart : Your wife wrestled Battling Biff Banister?

  Larabee : My wife is Battling Biff Bannister!

• Maxwell Smart : [transporting Big Eddie Little to prison by walking a marathon]  Well, it won't be long now, Big Eddie. Tomorrow at this time it will be all over for you.

  Big Eddie Little : Yeah. The judge once told me that some day I'd walk the last mile. If he had told me I'd have to walk fifty miles to get to the last mile, I'd had gone straight.

• Maxwell Smart : [on shoe phone]  We're being held in a two room cabin overlooking a lake

  Larabee : [on the Chief's other phone]  I know that place, I was stationed near there when I was in the army.

  Chief : [on his regular office phone]  Max, we're on our way.

  [they all hang up] 

  Chief : [draws his revolver]  Ok Larabee, where is it?

  Chief : Eh, six miles South of Berlin.