Get Smart (TV Series)

Operation Ridiculous (1968)

George Macready: Mr. Fitzmaurice

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• Maxwell Smart : [indicating a large trunk]  Wardrobe trunk door.

  Mr. Fitzmaurice : Oh, naturally. Eh, do you have such a thing as a door-door in this organization?

  Maxwell Smart : Yes, but it's a window.

• Mr. Fitzmaurice : Are there any real rooms on this floor?

  Maxwell Smart : Naturally none. Because you see this is a false 8th floor.

  Mr. Fitzmaurice : Oh, this is a false 8th floor?

  Maxwell Smart : Yes. The real 8th floor is on the 9th floor.

  Mr. Fitzmaurice : Oh, then the floor below this is the 7th floor?

  Maxwell Smart : Eh, no, you see we didn't have room in this building for the 7th floor so we put it in the building next door. Now the building next door has two 7th floors.

  Mr. Fitzmaurice : Two 7th floors?

  Maxwell Smart : Yes. It's a very interesting thing to know in case you ever go there. Which you probably won't, because the building next door is a false building.