Quotes
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Mr. Big : [to Agent 99] I see that what your organization lacks in strategy, it more than makes up in loveliness.
Maxwell Smart : Thank you.
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Maxwell Smart : You see the moment I suspected there was something wrong with this old scow, I immediately telephoned headquarters and I happen to know that at this very minute seven coastguard cutters are converging on this boat. Would you believe it? Seven.
Mr. Big : I find that pretty hard to believe.
Maxwell Smart : Would you believe six?
Mr. Big : I don't think so.
Maxwell Smart : How about two cops in a rowboat?