Get Smart (TV Series)

Maxwell Smart, Private Eye (1967)

Don Adams: Maxwell Smart

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Quotes 

• Maxwell Smart : Where's the Cone of Silence?

  Agent 99 : Max, we've leased it to the CIA.

  Maxwell Smart : But that's ridiculous!

  Chief : It's just for a short time. I'm sure Congress will reconsider our budget cut.

  Agent 99 : Well, why doesn't Congress cut the CIA's budget?

  Maxwell Smart : How can they? Nobody knows what their budget is.

• Maxwell Smart - Agent 86 : I am Maxwell Smart, secret agent 86 of Control. I've been assigned to protect you.

  Trinka : You seem familiar.

  Maxwell Smart - Agent 86 : Yes, well, I've been guarding you ever since you got through the iron curtain.

  Trinka : Of course. You were on the plane with me. You were the man seated across the isle reading a magazine.

  Maxwell Smart - Agent 86 : No.

  Trinka : The man behind me with the dark glasses and the moustache?

  Maxwell Smart - Agent 86 : No.

  Trinka : But I'm sure I saw you on the plane.

  Maxwell Smart - Agent 86 : I was the stewardess who fluffed your pillow.

• Maxwell Smart - Agent 86 : W Street, corner of 34.

  Agent 34 : [moonlighting as a cabdriver]  Oh, you want Control secret headquarters.

• Mrs. Weatherly : Are you Mr. Smart, the private eye?

  Maxwell Smart - Private Eye : [impersonating Bogey]  You said what?

  Mrs. Weatherly : I'd like to talk to you Mr. Smart.

  Mrs. Weatherly : All right, start talking.

  Mrs. Weatherly : Alone.

  Maxwell Smart - Private Eye : [to 99]  Get out.

  Maxwell Smart - Private Eye : [99 gives him a surprised look]  ...Sweetheart.

  99 : [99 throws down a pencil and starts to leave]  I'll be in the outer office. If you need me... just whistle.

• Mr. Peter : Miss Trinka is a worrier. And she would only worry if she knew that we were worried.

  Maxwell Smart - Private Eye : Don't give it another thought, gentlemen. I wouldn't want Trinka to worry that you were worried that she was worried. So don't worry.

• Maxwell Smart - Agent 86 : [opens car trunk]  We're here, Miss Markoff.

  Trinka : [hiding in the trunk of Max' car]  What took so long?

  99 : Max had to make sure you were safe.

  Maxwell Smart - Agent 86 : Yes, that's why I drove around town for three hours. No one could have possibly followed us here.

  [Four KAOS agents break cover and start shooting] 

• Maxwell Smart - Private Eye : The old Wilbur in the drape trick.

  Wilbur : Get 'em up!

  [Max and Trinka raise their arms] 

  Wilbur : [wearing extremely thick glasses]  Are they up?

• Maxwell Smart - Private Eye : It's alright if I have a last drink, Isn't it?

  Mr. Peter : Of course. A man like you should die gallantly.

  Maxwell Smart - Private Eye : That's the way I always die, fat man.