Get Smart (TV Series)

Kiss of Death (1966)

Don Adams: Maxwell Smart

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Quotes 

• Maxwell Smart : I'm telling you, Chief, this was no ordinary kidnap attempt. I happen to have recognized one of those hoods as a KAOS man.

  Chief : What's the man's name?

  Maxwell Smart : I can't remember.

  Chief : What was the girl's name?

  Maxwell Smart : I didn't get it.

  Chief : What about the license number of the girl's car?

  Maxwell Smart : I didn't see it.

  Chief : How about the license of the other car?

  Maxwell Smart : I didn't notice.

  Chief : Max, what would you do if you were me and an agent gave you answers like 'I can't remember,' 'I didn't notice' and 'I didn't see it?'

  Maxwell Smart : I don't know.

• Maxwell Smart : Do you always carry two fur coats?

  Tracy Dunhill : 'Course. One's for wearing, the other's for dragging.

• Tracy Dunhill : Why don't you come to my party tonight?

  Maxwell Smart : Oh, well, that's very nice of you. I'd like to. What time?

  Tracy Dunhill : Any time. It's been going on for two months.

• # 99 : Oh, Max, the lab men asked me to bring you this belt to wear to the party tonight.

  Maxwell Smart : Oh, thank you, 99.

  # 99 : It's the latest piece of special equipment. The buckle contains a minuscule tape recorder.

  Maxwell Smart : What?

  # 99 : Minuscule. Diminutive. Microcosmic.

  Maxwell Smart : Heh. You certainly have a way with words, 99.

  [turns to the Chief for further explanation] 

  Chief : Teensy weensy.

• Maxwell Smart : [Agent 44 is stationed in a sofa and a woman has just filled his glass]  Who was that?

  Agent 13 : [takes a sip of wine]  Aah. Oh, that was agent 93. Since I had to keep surveillance at a party, the Chief was nice enough to let me take along a date.