Get Smart (TV Series)

It Takes One to Know One (1967)

Don Adams: Maxwell Smart

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Quotes 

• Maxwell Smart : [talking on his shoephone]  Right, Chief. I'll with stick with him. Off and on.

  Chief : [in his office, on the other line]  Don't you mean over and out?

  Maxwell Smart : No, when I sign off, I put my shoe on.

• Maxwell Smart : [looking at a picture of Octavia]  Chief, I've never seen anyone like this before. Those evil, penetrating eyes. Cold, ruthless mouth. Deviant chin.

  [looks at the next picture] 

  Maxwell Smart : Strong unyealding body. Chief?

  Chief : What?

  Maxwell Smart : I think I'm in love.

• Maxwell Smart : So that's how Octovia does it. Why, she's been right under our noses all the time, Chief, disguised as a cleaning woman.

  Chief : This is terrible!

  Maxwell Smart : I know, good cleaning women are hard to get.