Get Smart (TV Series)

Is This Trip Necessary? (1969)

Barbara Feldon: 99

Quotes 

• Dr. Jarvis Pym : [about to swallow a deadly poison hidden in a secret compartment in his ring]  Well, goodbye, Mr and Mrs Smart.

  Maxwell Smart : Not so fast, Pym. Observe.

  [opens secret compartment in his ring] 

  Dr. Jarvis Pym : What's that?

  Maxwell Smart : Anti-Sodium Calcium Chloride. If you take that Sodium Calcium Chloride, I'll shove this down your throat. Not the ring, the powder. And you'll be alive again.

  Dr. Jarvis Pym : That's very clever of you, Mr. Smart, but I was prepared. Observe again:

  [opens secret compartment in another ring] 

  Dr. Jarvis Pym : Pro-Anti-Sodium Calcium Chloride. If you bring me back to life, I shall take this and then I shall be permanently disposed of.

  Maxwell Smart : Temporarily permanently disposed of.

  [opens secret compartment on yet another ring] 

  Maxwell Smart : You know what's in here?

  Dr. Jarvis Pym : No.

  Maxwell Smart : Oh, that makes two of us. What in here, 99?

  Agent 99 : Anti-pro-anti-Sodium Calcium Chloride. If you take Sodium Calcium Chloride and Max brings you back to life with Anti-Sodium Calcium Chloride and you decide to destroy yourself again with Pro-Anti-Sodium Calcium Chloride, Max will bring you back to life again with Anti-Pro-Anti-Sodium Calcium Chloride.

  Dr. Jarvis Pym : Well, that's easy enough for you to say. I've run out of rings.

  Maxwell Smart : Well I'm glad to hear that, it was my turn next.