Get Smart (TV Series)

Ironhand (1969)

Robert Karvelas: Larabee

Quotes 

• Chief : [Larabee has a bowling ball on his hand]  What's that on your hand, Larabee?

  Larabee : I bought it at lunch, it got stuck on my fingers.

  Chief : Why don't you get some oil to get it off?

  Larabee : There's no point in doing that Chief, tonight's my bowling night.

• Chief : [Larabee has destroyed a phone with the bowlingball stuck to his hand]  Larabee, you smashed the hot-line, how am I going to get the President?

  Larabee : I'll get him for ya, Chief.

  [walks over to wall, pushes button to slide it open revealing a window behind it that overlooks the White House] 

  Larabee : [shouting]  Mister President!

  Chief : Larabee, you can't call the President that way.

  Mr. President : [off screen]  What do you want?