Quotes
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# 99 : Max, why do they always repeat the instructions in German?
Maxwell Smart : I don't know 99, I guess it's the language our best American scientist understand.
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Maxwell Smart : How do you like that, 99? The old tiny tape recorder in the trailer trick.
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# 99 : Isn't it exciting, Max? Only a minute and a half to blast off!
Maxwell Smart : Relax, 99. If you've seen one fifty million dollar blast off, you've seen them all.
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Maxwell Smart : Of course it's a fishing rod, 99, but you can't always tell a hook by its cover. You see this reel here is actually a homing device. The rod is the antenna.
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Maxwell Smart : What do you got there?
# 99 : Oh this is Control's latest anti-personnel weapon. It's an electronic mosquito. If we get captured, we release it and it attacks the enemy viciously.
Maxwell Smart : Killing them?
# 99 : No, but it keeps them so busy scratching that we can get away.
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Dr. Yes : It is said a wise lobster knows the power of its own claws.
Maxwell Smart : Eh, yes. Well it is also said that he who lives by the sword...
[turns to 99]
Maxwell Smart : How does it go, 99?
# 99 : Dies by the sword, Max.
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Dr. Yes : Your too late, Mr. Smart. In one minute the deflector mechanism takes over.
Maxwell Smart : Yes, but there's still time enough to take care of you, Dr. Yes. You see I happen to be an expert in hand to hand combat.
[Dr. Yes slices his extremely long nails at Max]
Maxwell Smart : However nail-to-nail combat I'm not too crazy about.
