Get Smart (TV Series)

Cutback at Control (1967)

Mickey Deems: Finance Man

Quotes 

• Maxwell Smart : [Max's car has just been repossessed]  Oh, one thing: be careful of the machine gun in the exhaust pipe. It's been backfiring lately.

  Finance Man : Machine gun in the exhaust pipe, right.

  Maxwell Smart : Oh, another thing: don't remove the radiator cap. It sprays a poisonous gas.

  Finance Man : Poisonous gas from radiator. Right.

  Maxwell Smart : Oh, one last thing: don't use the cigarette lighter. It's a hand grenade.

  Finance Man : Lighter is a hand grenade. Right... you've got a dangerous car there.

  Maxwell Smart : I don't know why you say that, it's got seatbelts.