Get Smart (TV Series)

Bronzefinger (1966)

Joseph Sirola: Van Cleff

Quotes 

• Bronzefinger : [86 and 99 are about to be bronzed]  Goodbye, Mr. Smart. I'll be back in 3 minutes after it's all over. You see I cannot bare to hear a woman crying.

  Maxwell Smart : How do you feel about a man screaming?

• Maxwell Smart : Would you believe that this painting has been compared to the works of Henri Matisse?

  Van Cleff : No.

  Maxwell Smart : Would you believe Michelangelo?

  Maxwell Smart : [Van Cleft does not reply]  How 'bout Charlton Heston?

• Maxwell Smart : I'll catch the thief who stole those paintings, or die in the attempt.

  Van Cleff : Can you do... both?

• Bronzefinger : No, Mr Smart, it was none of them You see, I am...

  [takes off his glove to reveal a bronze thumb] 

  Maxwell Smart : Bronzethumb!

  Bronzefinger : Bronzefinger! A thumb is also a finger.