Get Smart (TV Series)

The Apes of Rath (1969)

Don Adams: Maxwell Smart

Quotes 

• Agent 99 : [Chuck has slipped on a bananaskin and fell of the rooftop]  Oh, Max isn't that ironic? It took a modern jungle to kill that beast.

  Maxwell Smart - Agent 86 : No, 99, 't was beauty who killed the beast.

  Agent 99 : Beauty? Oh, Max, thank you.

  Maxwell Smart - Agent 86 : Oh, I didn't mean you, 99 'Beauty' is the brand name of these bananas.

• Maxwell Smart - Agent 86 : I don't understand, Chief, what kind of an ape could be intelligent enough to put a banana in the mail?

  Larabee : Probably one that worked in the post office.

  Maxwell Smart - Agent 86 : That's ridiculous, Larabee.

  Larabee : I understand during the Christmas rush they'll hire anything.

• Maxwell Smart - Agent 86 : That's right, Armstrong: the old fake fingertips on the fire escape trick.