- Chief: Larabee, you're to go Melnick's furniture warehouse...
- Larabee: Now?
- Chief: Of course now.
- Larabee: But the sale doesn't start until tomorrow morning.
- Chief: Larrabee, I don't have time to argue, just go to the warehouse and arrest Melnick Archer.
- Larabee: Right, Chief.
- Chief: You're also to arrest a man named Marcus.
- Larabee: Marcus? How will I know him?
- Chief: You'll know him, he'll be the man who'll start shooting at you when you arrest Melnick Archer.
- Larabee: Oh. Is he a good shot?
- Chief: I hope so.
- Larabee: Listen, Max, the twins can stay at our place for a few days. My wife would love taking care of them, and they'd have a lot of fun playing in the sand.
- Maxwell Smart: You have a place at the beach, Larabee?
- Larabee: No, but we have a very sandy apartment.
- Maxwell Smart: [thinks for a moment] Thanks just the same, Larabee.
- [starts dialing]
- Larabee: Any time, Max.
- [starts to leave]
- Chief: Hold it, Larabee.
- Larabee: Yeah, Chief?
- Chief: You're not gonna get away with that one that easily.
- Larabee: Which one?
- Chief: Explain it to me, how you have a very sandy apartment.
- Larabee: Oh, well, there's nothing to explain, Chief, we can't get the sand out because our vacuum cleaner's broken.
- Chief: Larabee, if you don't live at the beach, how can you have all that sand in your apartment?
- Larabee: Oh, well, we've been talking about moving to the beach and we wanted to see if we'd like it.
- Chief: Thank you, Larabee.
- Chief: Max, are you sure you and Larabee aren't related?
- Maxwell Smart: You know, a lot of people have asked me that lately, Chief.
- Chief: [Max is constantly falling down] Max, I think you're coming down with something.
- Maxwell Smart: Yes, well, if I am, Chief, I'm coming down with it a lot.
- Chief: [on phone in his office] 99 is in her bed?
- Maxwell Smart: [on phone in bedroom] Well of course she's in her bed, where do you think she sleeps, in the closet?
- Chief: Max! Are you sure you're alright? I mean you've fallen down twice in less than a minute. Even for you that's a lot.