Get Smart (TV Series)
And Baby Makes Four: Part 1 (1969)
Don Adams: Maxwell Smart
Quotes
-
Maxwell Smart : [there's a knock on the door] I'll get it, 99.
Agent 99 : Be sure to get the password, Max.
Maxwell Smart : I will.
[crosses room to get to the door]
Maxwell Smart : Yes?
Chief : [behind door] Knock, knock.
Maxwell Smart : Who's there?
Chief : Me.
Maxwell Smart : Me who?
Chief : Me, the Chief.
-
Maxwell Smart : You mean to tell me that all those names you've been giving me for the last hour are names of babies?
Agent 99 : But of course.
Maxwell Smart : But I thought they were names of streets, I made a map out of them.
Agent 99 : [laughs] How silly.
Maxwell Smart : Well it may be silly, but it works. According to this map, I can get you to the hospital in less than ten minutes flat!
-
Maxwell Smart : Simon the likeable. Who's he?
Chief : He's KAOS' most irresistible agent. A man so unassuming, so modest, so sweet and warm that you take one look at him, and you like him.