Get Smart (TV Series)

All in the Mind (1966)

Janet Waldo: Telephone Operator

Quotes 

• Maxwell Smart : Hello, operator? Now listen to me and listen carefully... I want you to get me a special Washington phone number. This is a top secret number. Only a few people know it. I want you to forget it the minute that I tell it to you. The number is 628-3097.

  Telephone Operator : Oh, you want CONTROL. One moment, please.

  Chief : Hello?

  Maxwell Smart : Hello, Chief? Uh, this is Max. Uh, listen, Chief, you want to hear something funny? I'm drowning in a phone booth.

  Chief : Drowning in a phone booth?

  Maxwell Smart : Yes, Chief. You see, what I told you about Mrs. Sloan, that was right. She didn't... she didn't drown in the river.

  # 99 : Max, please tell him where we are.

  Maxwell Smart : Oh, right, 99. Uh, Chief, I think we're gonna need... I think we're gonna need help in a hurry.

  Chief : Where are you, Max?

  Maxwell Smart : Uh...

  [the call is cut off] 

  Telephone Operator : I'm sorry, your time is up. Insert ten cents more, please.

  Maxwell Smart : But operator, I don't have any more change, and this is a matter of life and death.

  Telephone Operator : That's what they all say, sir.