Get Smart (TV Series)
All in the Mind (1966)
Barbara Feldon: #99
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Quotes
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Maxwell Smart : [86 and 99 are trapped in a phonebooth that is filling up with water] 99, do you have change? All I have is a quarter.
# 99 : Oh Max, use the quarter!
Maxwell Smart : Use a quarter for a ten cent phonecall? 99, if you throw your money around like that, you'll have nothing left for a rainy day.
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Maxwell Smart : Hello, operator? Now listen to me and listen carefully... I want you to get me a special Washington phone number. This is a top secret number. Only a few people know it. I want you to forget it the minute that I tell it to you. The number is 628-3097.
Telephone Operator : Oh, you want CONTROL. One moment, please.
Chief : Hello?
Maxwell Smart : Hello, Chief? Uh, this is Max. Uh, listen, Chief, you want to hear something funny? I'm drowning in a phone booth.
Chief : Drowning in a phone booth?
Maxwell Smart : Yes, Chief. You see, what I told you about Mrs. Sloan, that was right. She didn't... she didn't drown in the river.
# 99 : Max, please tell him where we are.
Maxwell Smart : Oh, right, 99. Uh, Chief, I think we're gonna need... I think we're gonna need help in a hurry.
Chief : Where are you, Max?
Maxwell Smart : Uh...
[the call is cut off]
Telephone Operator : I'm sorry, your time is up. Insert ten cents more, please.
Maxwell Smart : But operator, I don't have any more change, and this is a matter of life and death.
Telephone Operator : That's what they all say, sir.
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# 99 : [trapped in a flooding phone booth] Max, the water is rising. What are we going to do?
Maxwell Smart : Take big swallows.