Get Smart (TV Series)

99 Loses Control (1968)

Bob Hope: Room Service Attendant

Quotes 

• Maxwell Smart : Hey waiter, what's that?

  Room Service Attendant : Oh, it's a champagne supper for Mr. Royal and his American fiancée. Poor girl. When he starts operating she'll have as much chance as a draft card at a hippie love-in.

  Maxwell Smart : You mean he's a ladies' man?

  Room Service Attendant : Well let me put it this way: his little black book is in its 24th edition.

  Maxwell Smart : So that's the kind of man he is.

  Room Service Attendant : Yeah, all day, all night. I don't know how he does it. I couldn't pass the physical.