Garth Marenghi's Darkplace (TV Mini Series)
Skipper the Eyechild (2004)
Richard Ayoade: Dean Learner, Thornton Reed
Quotes
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Thornton Reed : [after Dagless goes mad trying to save Skipper and in a completely monotonous tone] Look out, he's got a stick
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Dean Learner : I haven't acted since, some would say I didn't act during, but er, er, those would be unkind people. I did my best.
Todd Rivers : He couldn't actually interact with, you know, with another actor. I've never seen that before, and I've never seen that since. But I've just seen the tape, and it looks okay, though.
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Thornton Reed : Dag! Any thoughts?
Dr. Rick Dagless : I... don't know anything about it. Besides, i think there are more important matters at present.
Thornton Reed : Could you give me an example?
Dr. Rick Dagless : Like hospital *bloody* hygiene, I went into the gents and there was a big pube stuck to the pipe so i had to use the one in 'E' wing.
Dr Lucien Sanchez : [interrupting] It's true! I went there two month-back and there was a piece of shit stuck to the seat!
Dr. Rick Dagless : Well someones gonna have to pick that pube off the pipe and it ain't gonna be me!
Dr Liz Asher : [interrupting] Come on, surely we can talk about something more sanitary!
Dr. Rick Dagless : [immediately interrupting] As if your fanny never graced a pan!
Dr Lucien Sanchez : Whats crawled up your crack?
Dr. Rick Dagless : She has! Shes *so* up herself!
[Liz is immediately upset, make-up running down her face. Sanch interrupts...]
Dr Lucien Sanchez : You shut your mouth, or so help me god i'll punch your lights out!
[to Liz]
Dr Lucien Sanchez : Dunno what the hell's gotten into him! Come on Liz, i'll help you apply some more make-up.