Garth Marenghi's Darkplace (TV Mini Series)
Skipper the Eyechild (2004)
Matthew Holness: Garth Marenghi, Dr. Rick Dagless M.D.
Quotes
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Dr. Rick Dagless : What I couldn't work out was how he'd managed to make another man pregnant. I guess we'll never know. So, just to restate, that is something we'll never know, you're not going to find out later.
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Dr. Rick Dagless : Sanch - if you pass a postbox could you pop this in? It's my pools coupon.
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Thornton Reed : Dag! Any thoughts?
Dr. Rick Dagless : I... don't know anything about it. Besides, i think there are more important matters at present.
Thornton Reed : Could you give me an example?
Dr. Rick Dagless : Like hospital *bloody* hygiene, I went into the gents and there was a big pube stuck to the pipe so i had to use the one in 'E' wing.
Dr Lucien Sanchez : [interrupting] It's true! I went there two month-back and there was a piece of shit stuck to the seat!
Dr. Rick Dagless : Well someones gonna have to pick that pube off the pipe and it ain't gonna be me!
Dr Liz Asher : [interrupting] Come on, surely we can talk about something more sanitary!
Dr. Rick Dagless : [immediately interrupting] As if your fanny never graced a pan!
Dr Lucien Sanchez : Whats crawled up your crack?
Dr. Rick Dagless : She has! Shes *so* up herself!
[Liz is immediately upset, make-up running down her face. Sanch interrupts...]
Dr Lucien Sanchez : You shut your mouth, or so help me god i'll punch your lights out!
[to Liz]
Dr Lucien Sanchez : Dunno what the hell's gotten into him! Come on Liz, i'll help you apply some more make-up.