- Martin: [reading the lyrics of a song by Matthew's band] I'm on the streets... I'm in the gutter... It's years since I had bread and butter...
- Matthew: What do you think?
- Martin: Well, it rhymes well, doesn't it?
- Matthew: Well, it's all about performance innit? Catch this, tosser; I'M ON THE STREETS! I'M IN THE GUTTER! IT'S YEARS SINCE I HAD BRRR-EAD AND BUTTE-RRRAAAHHH!... now is that cool or what?
- Martin: What.