Neil Ross: Heavy Metal, Shipwreck

Quotes 

• Shipwreck : 'Sediment' my left barnacle!

• Cobra Commander : Hahahahah! A triumph! A masterpiece of the destructive arts!

  Shipwreck : I'm surprised you don't call em long distance and brag.

  Cobra Commander : An excellent idea! Yes! Let's reach out and crush someone! Destro, enable their communications!

  Destro : Commander, no!

  Cobra Commander : Never refuse me, Destro!

  [he sets up a comm link] 

  Cobra Commander : Oh, hello, Scarlett! I must've gotten the wrong number! I thought I was calling a scrap yard! Ah-hahahahaha!

• Cobra Commander : NOOOOO! NOOOOO! How could they, they do this to ME?

  [he hits the screen with a chair] 

  Cobra Commander : Watchdog and the Pit Viper! Both destroyed!

  Destro : Along with half of Joe Headquarters, Commander. Try to see the bright side.

  Cobra Commander : BRIGHT SIDE? Stick this in your bright side, Destro!

  [throws chair at Destro, who swats it away] 

  Destro : That will be quite enough, Commander!

  [grabs CC by the collar and lifts him in the air] 

  Cobra Commander : RELEASE ME! THIS IS MUTINY!

  Shipwreck : [unties his ropes and slips away]  So long, snakes, it's been giggles!

• [last lines] 

  Col. Sharpe : I was against the Watchdog idea from the start, Flint, but Dr. Dr. Hammler sold the brass on it completely and his reputation was impeccable.

  Flint : Well, they should have checked his credentials more thoroughly, Colonel. The real Dr. Hammler - the impeccable one - died in 1978.

  Shipwreck : And if the brass ever want to buy us another watchdog, Colonel, make it a Cocker spaniel.

  [turns to the camera, grunts and winks]