Futurama (TV Series)

Where No Fan Has Gone Before (2002)

Maurice LaMarche: Lt. Kif Kroker, Trek Preacher, Executioner, Melllvar

Quotes 

• William Shatner : I'm Slim Shady. Yes, I'm the real Slim Shady. All you other Slim Shadies are immitatin'. So, would the real Slim Shady please stand up? Please stand up, please stand up.

  Walter Koenig : How can anyone do a spoken word version of a rap song?

  Melllvar : He found a way.

• [Melllvar makes George Takei sign autographs] 

  Melllvar : Make it out to Melllvar. That's Melllvar with three L's.

  George Takei : [crossly]  I think I've done enough conventions to know how to spell "Melllvar".

• Melllvar : Well, I guess I could move out of my parents' basement... maybe get a temp job...

  Fry : Whoa, whoa. One step at a time.

  Melllvar : I thank you, Fry. You know, you and I are of a kind. In a different reality I could have called you friend.

  Fry : [fondly]  Episode 10. Balance of Terror.

  Melllvar : More like episode nine, loser! In your face! Victory is mine!

  [Melllvar flies away, laughing mockingly] 

• Fry : Melllvar's got a spaceship.

  Melllvar : Yes, in mint condition... and you made me take it out of the package!

• Bender : Uh, can people who hate "Star Trek" leave?

  Walter Koenig : Good question!

  Melllvar : No, they have to stay even longer.

• [Fry is in a Captain Pike-style life-support machine] 

  Captain Zapp Brannigan : Do you understand the charges?

  Kif Kroker : One beep for yes, two beeps for no.

  [Fry beeps once] 

  Captain Zapp Brannigan : Yes, so noted. Do you plead guilty?

  [Fry beeps twice] 

  Captain Zapp Brannigan : Double yes. Guilty.

• Bender : [Mellvar appears]  What a cheesy effect.

  Melllvar : I am not an effect! You doubt my power?

  Bender : I do!

  [Melllvar kills Welshie] 

• Melllvar : Behold, a power that is different from the one you saw earlier!

• Star Trek Preacher : ...And Scotty beamed them to the Klingon ship, where they would be no tribble at all.