Futurama (TV Series)

Where No Fan Has Gone Before (2002)

William Shatner: William Shatner

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• William Shatner : I'm Slim Shady. Yes, I'm the real Slim Shady. All you other Slim Shadies are immitatin'. So, would the real Slim Shady please stand up? Please stand up, please stand up.

  Walter Koenig : How can anyone do a spoken word version of a rap song?

  Melllvar : He found a way.

• William Shatner : Then George, you could give them a karate chop.

  George Takei : I find that offensive. Just because I am of Japanese ancestry, you *assume* I know karate. Have I ever lead you to believe I have studied karate?

  William Shatner : Well, no, but you never talk about yourself.

  George Takei : [sadly]  Well, maybe if you showed a little interest.

• Leonard Nimoy : Melllvar, you have to respect your actors. When I directed "Star Trek IV", I got a magnificent performance out of Bill because I respected him so much.

  William Shatner : And when I directed "Star Trek V", I got a magnificent performance out of me because I respected me so much.

• Leela : For 25 Quatloos, which villain did Kirk strand on Ceti Alpha V?

  William Shatner : [stands up and shouts]  KHAAAAAN!

  Fry : Uh... Khan?

  Leela : Correct.

• Leonard Nimoy : I feel like hugging you!

  William Shatner : Well, I would except you have no body.

  Leonard Nimoy : Ha, ha, ha.

  William Shatner : And we're both men.

• Leonard Nimoy : Truly, it was a paradise.

  Fry : And all you had to put up with was one really annoying Star Trek fan.

  [Beat] 

  William Shatner : Let's get the hell out of here.

• William Shatner : There is no right way to hit a woman.

  Leela : Then do it the wrong way.