Futurama (TV Series)
War Is the H-Word (2000)
Katey Sagal: Turanga Leela, Lee Lemon
Quotes
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Leela : You know, Zapp, someone ought to teach you a lesson.
Captain Zapp Brannigan : If it's a lesson in love, watch out. I suffer from a very sexy learning disability. What did I call it, Kif?
Kif Kroker : Ugh... sexlexia.
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[Leela has beaten up Zapp Brannigan]
Captain Zapp Brannigan : Oh god, I've never been so happy to be beaten up by a woman.
Leela : Let's do it again sometime.
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Leela : [Trying to create a name for her self] Lee... La... Man... Lee... Le... mon. Lee Lemon, Sir.
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Captain Zapp Brannigan : Lemon, you're a man's man. You're a man's man's man. More importantly, your hand, while firm and masculine, is soft as a velvet child. What lotion do you use?
Leela : Pert and Popular, sir.
Captain Zapp Brannigan : Roger that. Kif, get me ten cases of Pert and Popular.
Kif Kroker : What shall I do with your Jergens, sir?
Captain Zapp Brannigan : Squirt it on some homeless man with dry elbows.